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Go Ask Alice

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Are you sick with those bland syndicated advice columns? Alice Humbees has got the pill for you. Would you like to Go Ask Alice?

Alice

Last year I started a website that featured me wearing costumes in style similar to Pokemon characters. The site especially focuses on my feet and having people play with my feet while in these costumes. I have gotten popular enough with the furry foot fetish community that I am making a good amount of money, especially after I started selling private by request videos and used socks. Now, one of my better customers wants to meet me. I wouldn’t mind meeting him, and he says he is willing to pay some good money to see me. But I am afraid that he is some kind of weirdo, or that he will want to have sex with me.

Toni M

TM

Being that this man has spent large amounts of money on your furry foot fetish site, I don’t think we need to worry about whether or not he is a weirdo. He probably is not interested in having sex with you. He may have some designs on the feet of your costumes, and he may want you to be in them at the time. Whether or not you will allow this should depend on how washable your costumes are.

Alice

Alice

You are going to think that this sounds gay. I have this friend who is gay. We have socialized many times and he has suggested that we have anal sex. I really want to, but I am afraid that if I do this I may be labeled as gay.

Stan M

SM

I’m not exactly sure what the threshold is. But whether or not you wish to be labeled, if you continue to have anal sex with men for an extended period of time, you may be considered gay. Actually recent studies show that most anal sex now occurs between heterosexual partners. Since breaking up with my boyfriend Roy and rejoining the singles scene, I have been made painfully aware of this fact. Not wanting to be labeled as straight, gay men almost never have anal sex anymore. But, as I said, if you continue to have sex with men and enjoy it, maybe you better consider that you might be gay.

Alice