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Special Accommodations Were Made for Galloway

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

(SNN Washington) British MP for Bethnal Green and Bow, George Galloway, appeared before the Senate subcommittee on investigations today. MP Galloway denied allegations that he profited from Iraqi oil sales.

MP Galloway denied allegations that he profited from Iraqi oil sales.

Galloway’s testimony comes as a new Senate committee report states that 52% of the kickbacks paid to the regime in return for sales of cheap oil came from US companies- more than the rest of the world put together. The scale of the shipments involved dwarfs those previously alleged by the Senate committee against UN staff and European politicians.

To conclude Galloway’s testimony, he made the following statement:

"Now, Senator, I gave my heart and soul to oppose the policy that you promoted. I gave my political life's blood to try to stop the mass killing of Iraqis by the sanctions on Iraq which killed one million Iraqis, most of them children, most of them died before they even knew that they were Iraqis, but they died for no other reason other than that they were Iraqis with the misfortune to born at that time. I gave my heart and soul to stop you committing the disaster that you did commit in invading Iraq. And I told the world that your case for the war was a pack of lies.

“I told the world that Iraq, contrary to your claims did not have weapons of mass destruction. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to al-Qaeda. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to the atrocity on 9/11 2001. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that the Iraqi people would resist a British and American invasion of their country and that the fall of Baghdad would not be the beginning of the end, but merely the end of the beginning.

"Senator, in everything I said about Iraq, I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong and 100,000 people paid with their lives; 1600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies; 15,000 of them wounded, many of them disabled forever on a pack of lies.

If the world had listened to Kofi Annan, whose dismissal you demanded, if the world had listened to President Chirac who you want to paint as some kind of corrupt traitor, if the world had listened to me and the anti-war movement in Britain, we would not be in the disaster that we are in today. Senator, this is the mother of all smokescreens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported, from the theft of billions of dollars of Iraq's wealth.

...if the world had listened to me and the anti-war movement in Britain, we would not be in the disaster that we are in today.

"Have a look at the real Oil-for-Food scandal. Have a look at the 14 months you were in charge of Baghdad, the first 14 months when $8.8 billion of Iraq's wealth went missing on your watch. Have a look at Haliburton and other American corporations that stole not only Iraq's money, but the money of the American taxpayer.

"Have a look at the oil that you didn't even meter, that you were shipping out of the country and selling, the proceeds of which went who knows where? Have a look at the $800 million you gave to American military commanders to hand out around the country without even counting it or weighing it.

"Have a look at the real scandal breaking in the newspapers today, revealed in the earlier testimony in this committee. That the biggest sanctions busters were not me or Russian politicians or French politicians. The real sanctions busters were your own companies with the connivance of your own Government.

The hearing had to be temporarily postponed while special accommodations were made for Galloway, who was unable to fit his enormous balls through the doors of the hearing room. Eventually, they were taken off their hinges. Galloway also needed to wait while Senate aids found a special chair.


Complaints:
It is said that Sen. Harry Reid asked Galloway for pointers on growing his own big pair, but swiftly shied away when it was pointed out that having such a big pair automatically disqualified one from being a Democrat.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
 
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