Go Ask Alice
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Are you sick with those bland syndicated advice columns? Alice Humbees has got the pill for you. Would you like to Go Ask Alice?
Alice,
My husband is addicted to Everquest. He spends 7 to 18 hours a day playing it. While I’m trying to be considerate, this game is taking over his life and making me miserable.
M Albright
MA
Video Game addiction is becoming more and more rampant in our society.
Video Game addiction is becoming more and more rampant in our society. If your husband cares about you at all, he should want to spend time with you. Sit him down and explain to him that you want your husband back. Tell him you want him to stop playing the game. Do not take no for an answer. Even if you have to threaten to leave him, it is for his own good.
Make sure that he not only cancels his account, but that he gives away all his equipment to a character named ShavedKitten23. No matter how much he resists, make it clear that your marriage is at stake, especially if he has a Platinum Ruby Veil.
Alice
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FV,
While I was quite surprised to find your email in my inbox, I am not interested. Maybe you should seek counseling about this desire to involve strangers in your extreme sexual practices.
Alice.
