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Editor’s Note: Touched by a Crow

Monday, April 23, 2007

Recently, Laurie David and Sheryl Crow shared a table with Karl Rove. During the dinner, Sheryl Crow put her hand on Karl’s arm. Karl responded, "Don't touch me."

Now, Karl is a dear friend of mine. On the 2004 campaign trail, I even put Karl up a few times. But I have to say it. Karl, Sheryl is not only highly hittable, but way out of your league. Your reluctance would lead someone to believe that you might have certain leanings, if you know what I mean.

From now on Karl, if you sleep over, I am going to keep my door locked. And Cheryl, if you are interested, call me.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, Newsblog 5000

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