Remember kids, you know the legal online music dealer is a man with the love grass in his hand. Oh, but the illegal uploader is a monster. Good God, he's not a natural man. The legal online music dealer for a dollar, Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams. Ah, but the illegal uploader bring you lawsuits, Lord, he'll leave your mind to scream.
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