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Editor’s note

Friday, April 15, 2005

It has been pointed out to me that lately NewsBlog 5000 has had a propensity to mention Sodomy at any and every opportunity. At this point, I would like to apologize to “Edith in Atlanta”, Justice Souter, Justice Scalia and the Sony Corporation.

We will try not to let it happen again.

Ryan Maynard, Editor

You could always take a tip from
Judge Roy Bean IV from Ragweed, Texas and use a more scientific term like "stickin' their privates into other people's major orifices."
I was hoping for more Sodomy. :-(
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