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Editor’s note

Friday, April 15, 2005

It has been pointed out to me that lately NewsBlog 5000 has had a propensity to mention Sodomy at any and every opportunity. At this point, I would like to apologize to “Edith in Atlanta”, Justice Souter, Justice Scalia and the Sony Corporation.

We will try not to let it happen again.

Ryan Maynard, Editor


Complaints:
You could always take a tip from
Judge Roy Bean IV from Ragweed, Texas and use a more scientific term like "stickin' their privates into other people's major orifices."
 
I was hoping for more Sodomy. :-(
 
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