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Karl Rove Fingered

Saturday, July 02, 2005

(SNN Washington) Friday night on the McLaughlin Group, Lawrence O’Donnel, senior MSNBC political analyst claimed to know the name of the source that outed CIA agent Valerie Plame. The source, according to O’Donnell was none other than White House strategist Karl Rove.

Today, O'Donnell went further writing, “"I revealed in yesterdays taping of the McLaughlin Group that Time magazine's e-mails will reveal that Karl Rove was Matt Cooper's source. I have known this for months but didn't want to say it at a time that would risk me getting dragged into the grand jury.”

Rove is in violation of the Intelligence Identities Protection Act

This is a damning accusation and if true could mean that Rove is in violation of the Intelligence Identities Protection Act as well as the Not Committing Treason Act. In addition to these violations, Rove would be labeled a “poop-head” by congressional members of his own party and elementary school children. If he is guilty, Rove could serve as much as 10 years in prison. It has also come into the hands of NewsBlog 5000 reporters that Rove gave away the times and locations that people would be swimming off the coast of Florida to sharks.

If Rove is the one that leaked the information, the path of the Bush administration is clear. Documents pertaining to Rove having access to the information as well as Rove’s itinerary and phone records for the period in which the tips were made will be lost. Rove will accuse liberals of being traitors and then Bush will appoint Rove the next Supreme Court Justice. Then they will invade Syria.


Complaints:
Did he like being fingered? I know I usually don't complain.

Oh, Waittaminute... Nevermind.
 
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