2005 Instigator of the Year - Robert Novak
Friday, January 06, 2006
A former lover of Trent Lott, Novak has often been called a douchebag by his closest friends. His recent accomplishments include outing a CIA operative and getting kicked off CNN. He fits the modern definition of journalist which basically means he repeats what the administration tells him. He once compared a compromise on President Bush’s judicial nominees to the holocaust. And we have it on good authority that he wets the bed.