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2005, Year of the Wank

Friday, December 30, 2005

(SNN Dickeyville) An online publication, Sex Reporter, has classified 2005 as the Year of the Wank. They have listed several articles on masturbation episodes that occurred during the year.

Amongst the several articles listed is the story of Donald Thompson, the former judge who used a penis pump while on the bench, masturbation gangs in India, and last but not least, that plucky little Michael Jackson and the things he does to children.

We at NewsBlog 5000, have noticed that masturbation has been up 20% in the office this year. We expect that trend to decrease now that Alice Humbees has been incarcerated.


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