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Thursday, May 04, 2006

The wealth of Bill Gates is now estimated at $50 billion. Wednesday at an online advertising conference, Bill Gates expressed his dissatisfaction at this predicament. "There's nothing good that comes out of that," he said. Since that time, Gates has secluded himself from the hoards of people lining up outside his mansion and hoping for a chance to kick him in the nuts.

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Immediately after typing that, the NewsBlog 5000 copy of Microsoft Word crashed. Coincidence?

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