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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

(SNN Orlando) Florida State Senator Gary Siplin has discovered a way to stop teens from showing their thongs in public. The senator has sponsored the “Pull Up Your Britches” bill, which would give students a mandatory 10 day suspension for showing their underwear.

Someone in Florida has to stand for morality, and if Siplin, who was convicted for paying his campaign staff with state money, does not do it, then who will?

This bill could mean the end of education for many young girls who can not afford pants that go all the way up.

While many Floridians are in favor of this bill, they tend to be slow and uneducated. As evidenced by their support of Sen. Gary Siplin’s “Pull Up Your Britches” bill.

Now The Washington Post has picked this up:
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