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Lady Bird Johnson Survives Tsunami

Monday, January 03, 2005

Former First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson was at home and feeling better Monday. The widow of former President Lyndon B Johnson had to receive intravenous antibiotics, but is now doing fine. "She's doing great, she really is," said spokeswoman Betty Tilson.

"She's doing great, she really is," said spokeswoman Betty Tilson.

Texas’s first First Lady was born in Shreveport, LA on December of 1912. She was married to President Johnson in 1934. Through the years, she has become know as a ardent environmentalist and is a trustee of the American Conservation association.

After the tsunami, Lady Bird was treated at Seton Hospital for Bronchitis. In the end it was Mrs. Johnson’s determination that helped her to survive this horrible disaster. Quite fortunately, she was in Texas at the time the disaster occurred.


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That's as funny a LBJ picking up his dog by the ears!!

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The staff of NewsBlog 5000 would like to apologize to everyone in the entire world for this article. It really was disgusting and bad. It really was in poor taste and uncalled for. But we didn’t mean it and most of us are very, very nice. It’s just that most of us come from broken homes and have very bad personal lives, especially Skippy. Anyway, we’re all really nice people and we are really big fans of Mrs. Johnson, except for Alice Humbees, whose dog, Mr. Twitters, was run over by LBJ.
 
The staff of NewsBlog 5000 would like to apologize for that last apology. Lyndon Baines Johnson did not run over Mr. Twitters. It was in fact Billie Sol Estes.
 
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