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Corrections: 5000 Mistakes

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Last week we reported that an alien spacecraft had landed in the Thames. That report has now been discovered to be a hoax. The deaths of the world’s foremost experts on aliens and the subsequent destruction of 10 Downing Street are only a coincidence.

Ryan Maynard, Editor