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Time Travelers Remove Galloway Testimony

Sunday, May 22, 2005

(SNN Washington) British MP George Galloway went before the U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs on May 17th, or did he?

His closing statements were quoted on many places around the internet

Galloway’s statements were shown on CSpan and his closing statements were quoted on many places around the internet, including NewsBlog 5000. There was even a PDF of his entire testimony on the Committee website. But now, the testimony has been replaced by a short declaration that “Mr. Galloway did not submit a statement”.

So how can Galloway have appeared before the committee last week, but not have appeared in front of the committee now, the answer is simple: time agents. Time agents have been know to often come in a change historical events and even erase all mentions of them in the

After she denied him money to play the vending machine game, he threw a juice box

After she denied him money to play the vending machine game, he threw a juice box and climbed into the machine while his mother picked it up.

At first, Manges thought it was funny: "He was playing with all the toys and hanging from the bar like a monkey." But she soon became upset when Wal-Mart employees said they did not have a key to let James out. Firefighters removed the back of the machine to free James -- who went home empty-handed.


Complaints:
Dr. Who again, huh?
 
Time agents are very real. It is just impossible to find information because the highly glazed crust on top of unctuous, voluptuous custard.
 
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