I'm proud to say that the bulk of our new staff is not currently in jail. And I welcome you, our loyal reader, back to NewsBlog 5000.

But, I hear you asking, "What happened to Ryan Maynard during the last few weeks?" I has been spending the last couple of weeks in Las Vegas, Nevada, where I let a corporate retreat for myself in a very tax-deductible way. I would like to assure you, our reader, that many an important lesson was learned. In addition, I'm proud to say that I've doubled the company budget.

Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000

posted by NewsBlog 5000  # Tuesday, January 31, 2006