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Mastermind confessed in Guantanamo

Thursday, March 15, 2007

(SNN Prague) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, suspected of being the mastermind behind the 9/11 terror attacks, confessed to developing a series of terrorism plans during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

In all, Mohammed claimed responsibility for involvement in around thirty terror attacks, including many that were never executed. New agencies reported the number of attacks as 29, 30 or 32 depending on how quickly their interns skimmed the 26 page transcript of the hearing.

Not all onlookers are convinced that every operation confessed by Mohammed is genuine. Both Al Qaeda and the administration would gain a boost in popularity with the news of more terror attacks.

Some of the less believable plans in Mohammed’s confessions included stealing Prince’s name and replacing with a s symbol, blowing up an airplane with a shoe bomb, the assassination of a lion at the San Diego Zoo, painting white stripes down the backs of black cats and sex with Bea Arthur.


Complaints:
ha ha! What a cynic you are. :)
 
I have to plagiarize all the news, not just the news I like
 
Whew, For a minute there I thought Ron Jeremy was a terrorist
 
Ron Jeremy! That's fuuny too. I bet he is a terrorist with the ladies.
 
Who is Bea Arthur?
 
Especially interesting was that he confessed to killing reporter Daniel Pearl. Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh already confessed to killing reporter Daniel Pearl and was executed by the Pakistani government for doing so. I wonder if he confessed to killing John F. Kennedy too?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
 
Well, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I killed him myself at one point.
 
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