Mastermind confessed in Guantanamo
Thursday, March 15, 2007
(SNN Prague) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, suspected of being the mastermind behind the 9/11 terror attacks, confessed to developing a series of terrorism plans during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
In all, Mohammed claimed responsibility for involvement in around thirty terror attacks, including many that were never executed. New agencies reported the number of attacks as 29, 30 or 32 depending on how quickly their interns skimmed the 26 page transcript of the hearing.
Not all onlookers are convinced that every operation confessed by Mohammed is genuine. Both Al Qaeda and the administration would gain a boost in popularity with the news of more terror attacks.
Some of the less believable plans in Mohammed’s confessions included stealing Prince’s name and replacing with a s symbol, blowing up an airplane with a shoe bomb, the assassination of a lion at the San Diego Zoo, painting white stripes down the backs of black cats and sex with Bea Arthur.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin