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Lesbian Koalas

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

(SNN The Bush) Researchers now say that female koalas indulge in lesbian sex sessions when in captivity. But when they are in the wild, they remain heterosexual.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers. "On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas."

It’s typical. You’re in some bar and you see two hot girls kissing, and so you buy them drinks, only to find out that they really weren’t pretending to be lesbians to get your attention, but they really are lesbians and they take your drinks anyway. Then you start talking to them anyway and find out that one of them is bi and you end up dating her a couple of times, and you think she really might be the one, but then she moves in with this middle aged woman named Tina. What does Tina have that I haven’t got? Huh? Answer me Sharon!

That Sharon is just a ho.
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