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Editor’s Note: Free Scooter Libby

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

I’m still having trouble understanding how a man so close to the Vice President could be found guilty of anything. It is nothing but a malicious leftist witch hunt designed to weaken our president in a time of war.

Libby, being a close confidant to Dick Cheney is, of course, a man of unimpeachable character. But why were these charges brought against him? It was because of the liberals that the Justice Department and the CIA who want to undermine the administration.

But I hear you asking “Why would the CIA and Justice Department turn liberal and attack their bosses?” The answer is the same as the reason why Democrats want the death tax: Jealousy. Yes, it is nothing but the dark malicious class war that the competent poor have against people who earned their positions honestly through the purest of methods: Cronyism and Nepotism.

This is, or course, not the last witch hunt in Washington, but it is also not the first. So let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for those unfairly accused for purely political reasons: Clarence Thomas, Newt Gingrich, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, Mark Foley, Tom Delay, Ralph Reed, and many more.


Complaints:
I detest every single person you mention in this post. Huh, imagine that.
 
It's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.
 
Amen, brother newsblog.

Poor persecuted politicians
 
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