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Romney has limited imagination, is possibly gay.

Friday, May 11, 2007

(SNN Washington) Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has called the practice of polygamy “awful”.

Romney’s own great-great grandfater hand forty-seven wives and 371 children. “I have a great-great grandfather. They were trying to build a generation out there in the desert and so he took additional wives as he was told to do. And I must admit, I can't imagine anything more awful than polygamy," he said.

In Truant Publishing’s Book of Awful things, there are 4207 things listed as being more awful than polygamy. The predecessors include such humorous things as being leg humped by a dog, to nuclear genocide. Number 2372 on the list is monogamy.

Romney, 60, who has previously called polygamy "bizarre," does not drink, smoke or swear, and should not be throwing out labels like “bizarre” It’s possible he also doesn’t like girls.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, as the faith is formally known, distances itself from 30,000 to 60,000 breakaway Mormons in Utah and nearby states who practice polygamy illegally, as well as the many excommunicated Mormons in polygamous marriages who still identify with the faith.

Thirty to Sixth thousand? Seriously? There are that many Mormons?

United States . . . . . . . . . . .5 Million Mormons

all voting for mitt Romney
The number would be higher if you also included the brethren from the an LDS off shoot much larger than the parent church, The Morons. You know they walk in pairs around you neighborhood searching out opportunities of random sodomy and sing song poems about flooding.
371 children? He should have been fixed. Sex is one thing, but kids are another.

I recently read that they are one of the fastest growing religions. I don't have as many issues with their religion as some others but they do make too many kids.

We can't keep over populating this planet.
Yes, but Mitt does have good hair. Hey, this country voted for Dubya 'cause the assholes wanted a prez they "could have a beer with." So why not vote for one with good hair? Makes as much sense.
They are good at breeding.

I think all the LDS should take some LSD.
Fastest growinig religion in the world. See, the more time between the start of the religion and the present, the more it seems like a real religion. Imagine if Jesus would have showed up in the 70s. People would have thought he was nuts.
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