Today marks one full month’s operation of NewsBlog 5000. Although many of detractors said that we wouldn’t make it past the first week, we’re still here.

Skippy hasn’t been taking his medication

I will always be the first to say that we do not always get the facts 100% right here at NewsBlog 5000. Part of the reason for this is the need to get the news to you as soon as possible. Sometimes it’s because Skippy hasn’t been taking his medication and manages to submit a couple of stories before we notice. But rest assured, we mostly try to make sure that our stories are factually accurate, mostly.

I would like to extend my personal congratulations to all of our staff. But I would like to give an even more hearty congratulation to Alice Humbees, who, as of yesterday, has successfully met all the conditions of her probation.

posted by NewsBlog 5000  # Thursday, December 09, 2004