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Pushing Gay Cowboys Down My Throat

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, but frankly, I'm tired of these Hollywood liberals pushing gay cowboys down my throat.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy quality gay cinema just like any other man, but every year Hollywood produces these cowboy movies. Sure, I've ridden a horse or two, but no one wants to see cowboys up on the big screen hairy and sweating, riding horses and roping cows. I'm sick of being forced to see these perverted films.

Adrian Chevelle, Arts and Technology


Complaints:
Even more disgusting are the sequels, like "Brokeback President" (starring Jeff Gannon and George W. Bush), "Brokeback Military" (starring Pvt. Lynndie England and a cast of hundreds of naked Iraqi men pictured in acts of sodomy), and "Brokeback Top Gun", where two hot-shot Navy fighter pilots discover the love which must not be mentioned (under don't ask, don't tell).

This penguin pines for the good old days, when "Brokeback Closet" was the name of the movie. Or maybe not. Those closets got rather smelly over time, y'know?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
 
Two points, really. First, I do not believe the writer has ever ridden a horse. Ever.
Second, I lust for the brain of the Snarkmeister.
 
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