Pushing Gay Cowboys Down My Throat
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, but frankly, I'm tired of these Hollywood liberals pushing gay cowboys down my throat.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy quality gay cinema just like any other man, but every year Hollywood produces these cowboy movies. Sure, I've ridden a horse or two, but no one wants to see cowboys up on the big screen hairy and sweating, riding horses and roping cows. I'm sick of being forced to see these perverted films.
Adrian Chevelle, Arts and Technology
This penguin pines for the good old days, when "Brokeback Closet" was the name of the movie. Or maybe not. Those closets got rather smelly over time, y'know?
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Second, I lust for the brain of the Snarkmeister.