Poll: No One Cares about the Last Crazy thing Cruise Did
Thursday, April 27, 2006
(SNN New York) A SNN/NewsBlog 5000 poll shows that only 23% of Americans care about Tom Cruise doing crazy things.
A whopping 72% of those polled viewed Cruise as "Not crazy enough to kill anyone, so who cares." The remaining 15% of those surveyed refused to give any opinion on Cruise, even after a vigorous beating with a rubber hose.
In addition, 80% of respondents said that believed Cruise was crazy enough to try to eat a placenta, and 2% were too sick to respond after being asked the question.
Finally, the poll showed 40% of Americans believe this picture is real.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin