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Poll: No One Cares about the Last Crazy thing Cruise Did

Thursday, April 27, 2006

(SNN New York) A SNN/NewsBlog 5000 poll shows that only 23% of Americans care about Tom Cruise doing crazy things.

A whopping 72% of those polled viewed Cruise as "Not crazy enough to kill anyone, so who cares." The remaining 15% of those surveyed refused to give any opinion on Cruise, even after a vigorous beating with a rubber hose.

In addition, 80% of respondents said that believed Cruise was crazy enough to try to eat a placenta, and 2% were too sick to respond after being asked the question.

Finally, the poll showed 40% of Americans believe this picture is real.

But the real question is, has Tom Cruise been electorated yet? Tom Cruise for President! One nutty President deserves to be followed by another!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
He will give the people free personality tests and start a Global War on Thetans.
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