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Editor's Note: Telling it like it is

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Once again my good friend Bill O'Reilly is coming under fire. Three times on The O'Reilly Factor, they showed graphics labeling disgraced Republican Mark Foley a Democrat. Now people in the liberal media would call this an error or possibly even a lie, but I call it Fair and Balanced reporting.

It only makes sense that a scandal of this magnitude is going to hurt the party of Mark Foley. The Republican party deserves to be covered favorably in the press even when they don't deserve to be covered fairly in the press. While liberal newscasters took the easy road and reported that Foley belonged to the Republican party, O'Reilly got to the heart of the matter and decided to balance Foley's effect on the election.

O'Reilly makes a good point, too. While Republicans knew about Foley's activities for years, it was the job of the Democrats to expose him. You see, the Democrats are lazy and don't do their jobs, and allow innocent young men are sexually harassed.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. The country has been in a downward spiral since the Democrats took control of all the branches of government. It's time to say to the Democrats, “No More!” It is time for a Republican majority in the House and the Senate. And because the Democrat President George W. Bush got us into an illegal war that is costing use billions of dollars and American lives, we should elect a Republican President in 2008, someone as good as our last Republican President, Bill Clinton.

We live in a world where truth is perception and perception is truth. So the question becomes if truth even matters anymore. For instance, many Asian men look effeminate, but that does not mean that they are women, or even gay men. However, this does not stop me from paying to have sex with them. If I don't look at his penis, am I really having sex with a man? Think about that one.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000


Complaints:
So the question becomes if truth even matters anymore.
Truth doesn't matter on T.V. or in court or in religion. (those are 3 off the top of my head) It's all about how well you can spin it.

Fox doesn't even try to pretend to tell the truth. I know some of their fans. They listen to Rush Limbah(?) also. I've seen their beady little eyes glaze over. they don't want truth, They just want to get pissed off & blame somebody for something.
POLITICS! BAH!
 
was that a small penis joke?
 
Buddhist Koan

How can you joke about the size of a penis you have not seen?
 
This is all like um... a liberal conspiracy. Yeah. um... yeah a conspiracy... What about Clinton's blow job? Yeah! What about that?!

They gonna take away all the guns.
 
Your logic is sound and your reasoning above judgment.

Go get a ruler.
 
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