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GOP: Foley Exists

Monday, October 02, 2006

(SNN Washington) While many stories have been circulating the hill about Rep. Mark Foley, one thing is known for sure: Foley is a Republican congressman from Florida.

Senior members of the GOP were surprised to find out that Mark Foley was a sexual predator, or they have been trying to cover it up for several months, or they warned pages to stay away from Foley as many as three years ago. While Foley himself has called predators sickos, many members of the GOP say that what Foley did was no big deal, or at least not as bad as what Clinton did or utterly indefensible.

While cruising for tail, Foley would go on Internet chat sites with different user names and talk dirty with young men, as in the transcript below.

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM):Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?:

[redacted screenname](7:55:12 PM): well ya

Maf54 (7:55:21 PM):very nice

[redacted screenname](7:55:24 PM): lol

Maf54 (7:56:55 PM):Have you ever seen a grown man naked?:

Maf54 (7:57:15 PM):Do you hang around gymnasiums?:

Maf54 (7:57:32 PM):Do you like Gladiator Movies?

However, Press Secretary Tony Snow defended Foley in an interview with Soledad O'Brien. “Look, I hate to tell you, but it's not always pretty up there on Capitol Hill and there have been other scandals than simply naughty email,” said Snow. “For senior members or the Republican party, sodomy is practically a way of saying hello. And as far as closeted homosexual tendencies, most men consider you smoking hot and would be rock hard just by being this close to you. However, I am entirely flaccid right now, but give me a piece of sweaty man meat like Robert Novak... Where was I?”

Only an idiot would vote for a Republican.
LOL! Too funny. I didn't know Republicans were allowed to like little boys.
I've been told/that you've been bold/ with Harry, Mark, and John/Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday with Harry, Mark, and John
What a dumb-ass. He deserves whatever he gets, just for being so stupid to compromise himself like that. Republicans are crazy to defend him. It will backfire on them, I think.
Satellite of Love, Sat-tel-lite of ...
Does this mean "Shakin' Dirt Pipe" will replace "Ass Cherry" as this year's euphanism for sodomy? Or is assfuckin' still good old assfuckin' to the 'Publicans? Either way you stick, someone is getting poo on something!
If Limbaugh says it isn't a crime to think about boning underage boys then do we have to release everyone for attempted murder and people who plot terrorist actions but never carry through with them?
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