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Root of Racism Found

Friday, September 22, 2006

(SNN Fredrick) Today an organization calling themselves the National Black Republican Association released a radio ad in Maryland that claims to have found the root to all racism: Democrats.

"Democrats passed those black codes and Jim Crow laws. Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan."

"Democrats fought all civil rights legislation from the 1860s to the 1960s. Democrats released those vicious dogs and fire hoses on blacks."

"Democrats want us to accept same-sex marriages, teen abortions without a parent's consent and suing the Boy Scouts for saying 'God' in their pledge."

"Republicans freed us from slavery and put our right to vote in the constitution."

The ad also tells listeners about how Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican because he was a real man.

However, not everyone believes in the legacy of Rev. King. Steve Klein, a senior researcher at the King Center says that King never endorsed candidates from either party. "I think it's highly inaccurate to say he was a Republican because there's really no evidence," Klein said. Apparently, Mr. Klein does not believe King is a “real man”.

In the future the group plans to tell the world how Republicans built the pyramids and saved the earth from an invasion of giant locusts, brought here by Democrats.

I hate those Republican assholes.
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