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Editor’s Note: A great day for the American Right

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Now, I know, people are going to ask me ‘What you talkin bout, Willis?’, but yesterday marked the anniversary of one of the most significant events to the American right.

Two years ago, on this spot, NewsBlog 5000 was born.

Now I know it doesn’t seem like much to some of you. But to those of you who only think what I tell you to, yeah, I know you get it.

Well, I have to go back to sifting through reports to figure out if Jamaica is a terrorist threat to the United States. So far, I have not found any evidence of terrorism, but as I always say, the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000


Complaints:
Congratulations on your 2 years of newsblog 5000. I just hit my 1 year. 1 year is a long time in blog years.

Jamaica, a terrorist threat? what they got some voodoo dolls stashed or something?
 
What's important is that they can't prove that they don't have voodoo dolls.
 
Congratulations !!!!!

Umm, aren't they already in the White House?
 
I heard they are stockpiling pins & needles.
 
Argh !!! I can't watch Utube on this connection. Well, it would take like an hour and I get tired of waiting.

Qwest should be able to give me a faster connection soon, I hope. That's just the way it is out here in the sticks.
 
I want to know this. How come I never found you before now? Congrats on the anniversary thing and pleased to meet you.
 
Please keep coming back. Your comments are HILARIOUS.
 
Damn, I'm a week late!

Happy belated second birthday.

But be warned: the third year doesn't get any easier. Trust me, I know...
 
Thank you everyone for your kind words. Our little news organization is due to go back on line in a mere 12 days.

Be Prepared.
 
Has it been that long?
 
That's a rather personal question.
 
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