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No Luxury Items for North Korea

Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Kim Jung-Il

(SNN Washington) The Bush Administration wants to make it difficult for North Koreans to buy luxury items.

The items they wish to include in the ban are cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, iPods, plasma televisions, Harley Davidson motorcycles and personal watercraft, such as Jet Skis. The embargo would mark the first embargo ever specifically designed to piss of a World Leader, as Kim is the only one in North Korea that can afford these items.

This move will put pressure on Jung Il while hopefully not hurting the North Korean people. Additionally, it is hoped that North Korea will continue to stay productive in producing hatred. Japan, China, and South Korea would have no one to mutually hate if North Korea did not exist. If not for their mutual hatred of North Korea, and specifically Kim, the world would be a much more dangerous place.

It is unknown if the embargo will have any effect on Kim’s Amazon Prime membership.


Complaints:
now what does that picture have to do with your post?
 
Merely a technical fault when finding a picture of Kim. I did a search for "annoying little bitch."
 
Oh man, I could have went all day long without seeing a picture of that ding bat twat.

I just got done eating, now I have the need to barf. Thanks a lot pal.

erg, did you know that is a word? I didn't until just now.
 
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