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Sixty-Two Percent of Americans Un-American

Monday, August 22, 2005

(SNN Washington) George Bush’s overall job approval rating has dropped to an astoundingly low 38%. Among all Americans, 36% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 58% disapprove. When it comes to Bush's handling of the economy, 33% approve and 62% disapprove.

Due to extensive plastic surgery, Bush is not nearly so hideous looking as Nixon.

To put this in perspective, many have pointed out that Richard Nixon’s job approval rating during the height of the Watergate scandal in 1973 was slightly higher, at 39%. This is especially frightening as, due to extensive plastic surgery, Bush is not nearly so hideous looking as Nixon.

It is unknown why, in these sunny times, so many of these dangerous sixty-two percenters have decided to heed the warnings of unpatriotic, whiney freeloaders. You must remember that if you oppose what President Bush is doing, you are aligning yourself with dangerous radicals like, Howard Dean, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader, Jane Fonda, Joan Baez and Al-Qaeda. Some of these dangerous liberals have been so unpatriotic and against freedom as to campaign against President Bush in the last election.

But, it gets worse. Even people in the president’s own party are beginning to turn against him. And, while it may not be surprising for moderates to break ranks with the president, when conservative lunatics such as Pat Buchanan and Klansmen such as David Duke start to wonder about Bush’s judgment, it is clear that something may be wrong.

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Arnold Schwarzeneger's polls are down as well. Maybe summertime political blahs has kicked in? Or, maybe the people have come to their senses?

Not! :-}
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