Gov. Bush Unleashes Wang
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
(SNN Tallahassee) Last week after more than an hour of swearing in Rep. Marco Rubio as House Speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium to tell "a short story about unleashing the Wang", his mystical warrior friend. He then spoke these words before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians.
"Wang is a mystical warrior. Wang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society."
"I rely on my Wang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Wang, my mystical warrior, has never let me down.”
Bush then unsheathed his Wang and gave it to Rubio. "I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as onlookers cheered.
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