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Don Knotts

Saturday, February 25, 2006

My father *hated* Don Knotts. Hated him with a passion. Because, you see, my father looked exactly like Don Knotts and people were always making fun of how he looked like Don Knotts. He tried everything to quit looking like Don Knotts, but the only thing that really worked was when he grew a beard, at which point he looked like Don Knotts with a beard, a concept so mind-boggling that people's fuses blew and they quit making fun of how he looked like Don Knotts.

I blame Don Knotts for my screwed-up childhood, so there!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
I used that complaint in my blog...that was funny!!!!
I could feel the tear in the fabric of the universe at the moment he passed.
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