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Editor's Note: Emergency Shutdown

Friday, June 16, 2006

I expected to be telling you that I would be shutting down NewsBlog 5000 to attend impending SNN board meeting in Waikiki. I looks like I will no longer be attending

James Skippenofsky who was supposed to take over for me, has gotten himself into some trouble with a Columbian drug cartel whilst working on an article about buying a new pair of shoes. So I am stuck flying to Toronto with a suitcase full of money. But don't worry about me, I'll be fine. It's not my money. I am ransoming Skippy with a three year advance on his salary.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000

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