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Editor's Note: A Love Letter to Ann Coulter

Monday, July 10, 2006

On NewsBlog 5000, we pride ourselves on having original content. We like to give you something almost every day. However, I have been busy lately. I have made it my mission to go on every web forum and newsgroup to defend Ann Coulter from plagiarism charges.

I know that has affected our little electronic news dingus. We did experiment with using homeless people to write our stories, as they work for liquor. However, our experiment was too successful, and they are now all producers at MSNBC.

Now I could go into my arguments for defending Ann here, but chances are, if you are Internet savvy, you've already seen them on a web forum on how to mix the newest beats, or wean baby pigs, or cook with rhubarb. So instead, I would like to share this video with you.

The video is of the actor Henry Rollins, who you may know from Bad Boys II, expressing his love for dear Ann. And although I have not seen it, anyone who lusts after Ann is a friend of mine.

Well, time to go back to rec.puzzles.sudoku and drive the point home.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000

Holy Shit! I wish I was Henry Rollins!
She is so trailer court.
Yeah Henry IS *the* man when it comes to shite like this.
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