Editor's Note: Rush Hard with a Vengeance
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
First of all, I'd like to apologize for once again hijacking NewsBlog 5000. But once again, there is an item circulating in the liberal media to which I have to respond.
I speak, of course, of my good friend Rush Limbaugh, who was detained yesterday at Palm Beach International Airport. According to the medianistas, Rush had a bottle of Viagra, but no prescription. Many liberals have also pointed out that the Dominican Republic, Rush's destination, is a country known for sex tourism.
Now let me stop you right there. Sex tourism implies that Rush was going to the Dominican Republic to pay little boys for sex. This is just not the truth. Children around the world love Rush. And Rush has never had to pay to have sex with little boys.
In addition, people are saying that because Rush had a whole bottle of Viagra, he might have trouble getting an erection. While this may be a problem amongst many conservative men, Rush's erection is between him and the little boys who he mercilessly plows. And for the record, just because Rush is found with some drugs doesn't mean that he actually needs them.
Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000
You're just self-empowered sewer of the hypocrisy.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
PS: My word is hyoofgw. Hmm, is that what Bill says when the Viagra starts taking effect and his little soldier salutes?