Editor’s Note: a Good Start
Thursday, November 30, 2006
There’s good news today. Today, the AP reported that one in 32 people in the United States is in Prison or on Probation/Parole. This does not even count our collection of detainees both in detention centers and secret prisons.
This is the clearest sign yet that we are winning the War on Terror. As far as I am concerned, we should not stop until every terrorist or pothead is in a prison of some kind. And of course this is good news for the GOP, as all Democrats are either potheads or terrorists, except Ted Kennedy, who is a drunken murderer.
A great example of the struggles in the War on Terror is the case of Carl Persing and Dawn Sewell. A stewardess accused Persing of going down on Sewell on a flight from Los Angeles to North Carolina. Now the couple is facing twenty years in prison for disrupting the aircraft. This is the ideal way to treat passengers who fly coach.
Personally, you would never catch me going down on an aircraft, or indeed at all. When my wife insists that I perform that particular act, I hire an illegal alien to do it. They do the jobs that we don’t want to do.
Finally, many of you have asked about my recent trip to Jamaica and my search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. On a personal note, my trip was a success, as in my spare time, I finished my newest book, “Ronald Reagan, a Legacy of Honor.”
As far as the existence of WMDs, let me just say that you shouldn’t be surprised if we invade Jamaica shortly before the 2008 elections.
Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000
I greatly enjoyed your comment. What Chew is doing is nothing short of brilliant. Who cares about inmate laborers when you can have inmate consumers.
Do you have a site where you post thoughts such as these? I would be interested in hearing more of your ideas.
I tried looking up your name, but all I found was a dome living hippie, a Washington state web designer and TX inmate #99672-012.
Maybe other countries just get rid of their problems though.
As for the other, nothing that happens in the next ten years is going to surprise me.
: 4:22 PM
