(SNN Washington) Today President Bush spoke out about the Iraq Study Group report. While he is not promising to implement any of the recommended changes, he thought that it was important that people knew he had read the report.

"Some reports are issued and just gather dust,” said the President “And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it”

One reporter got a candid answer from the President after wondering if he knew how bad things were. The President answered him, “It’s bad in Iraq. It sucks big donkey dick bad. No mistake about it, it’s bad. This is worse than the time I was pulled over with all that coke. It’s so bad, they say they aren’t even going to let Jeb run for President.”

posted by NewsBlog 5000  # Friday, December 08, 2006