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Bush Reads

Friday, December 08, 2006

(SNN Washington) Today President Bush spoke out about the Iraq Study Group report. While he is not promising to implement any of the recommended changes, he thought that it was important that people knew he had read the report.

"Some reports are issued and just gather dust,” said the President “And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it”

One reporter got a candid answer from the President after wondering if he knew how bad things were. The President answered him, “It’s bad in Iraq. It sucks big donkey dick bad. No mistake about it, it’s bad. This is worse than the time I was pulled over with all that coke. It’s so bad, they say they aren’t even going to let Jeb run for President.”


Complaints:
He did not say that? Did he???
OMFG!!!
 
Those statements are as real as my new cologne, Dr. Ryan Maynard’s 5000 Smells, Natural Man Scent.
 
It's nice to think the President finally has a realistic grasp on the situation.
 
"It's nice to think the President finally has a realistic grasp on the situation."

Yeah, right.

Have you spotted the book

The End Of Iraq

Or how Mr. Bush put us into an endless war?
 
i was being sarcastic.
 
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