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A New Product from the Sincmil News Network

Friday, December 08, 2006

We live in a hectic world where we look for any little advantage to get ahead. Why not have the ultimate advantage when it comes to dating?

We pulped over 100,000 unsold copies of NewsBlog 5000 the Magazine and removed all the noxious chemicals. We then took the very finest of those chemicals and produced Dr. Ryan Maynard’s 5000 Smells, Natural Man Scent*.

We have already gotten great buy in from our nations celebrities. Mel Gibson, Andy Dick and Michael Richards have been almost (excuse me Mel) religious wearers of the scent.

Of course I endorse and use this product, but the best part is that just like me, Dr. Ryan Maynard’s 5000 Smells, Natural Man Scent comes by the gallon.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000

*Dr. Ryan Maynard’s 5000 Smells, Natural Man Scent has been known to cause confusion, night sweats and occasional racist or anti-Semitic rants.


Complaints:
I'd drink it! But then again, I'm a hillbilly.
 
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