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Editor’s Note: Happy Days are here again

Monday, December 11, 2006

I’m happy to report that my good friend Tom Delay is back in the news again. Apparently someone (I’m not naming names) told him that any smuck with a credit card can be a blogger.

Tom has already taken time out of his busy schedule of skimming off the top of the marketplace of ideas to attack America’s two greatest enemies: Jimmy Carter and Kofi Annan. Although, in fairness, I must say that Tom did not so much criticize Annan directly as give a shout out to Michelle Malkin in a sort of congratulatory conservative circle jerk.

All I can say is that is one circle I want in on. Many is the nights that I have barely been able to sleep while imagining Michelle’s soft, self loathing, Asian flesh. Remember what I told you last year at the Pajamas Media picnic Malkin. Just say the word. I know that deep down you want it.

Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000

yeah & what a fucking boring web site it is too!

Comments posted by non-registered members will be subject to editor approval before appearing. Your comment will not appear until it has been cleared by a website editor.& this pisses me off, too! What a wanker!
Unfortunately, Tom got several hundred disparaging comments within the first few moments of opening the site.
well, isn't that suprising?
I just saw on FoX, channel surfing this morning, that Tom Delay is calling on right wing bloggers to wake up & smell the coffee; A vast conspiracy of Left-wing bloogers & mainsream media. That's all I caught. What is he trying to start a blogger war or something?

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