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Huckabee Hearts Guantanamo

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

(SNN Peckerwood Lake) On CNN’s Late Edition, former Arkansas claimed that the treatment of Guantanamo prisoners was enviable.

When asked about former Sec. of State Colin Powell’s statement about closing Guantanamo, Huckabee said, ““most of our prisoners would love to be in a facility more like Guantanamo and less like the state prisons that people are in in the United States.”

When Blitzer pushed Huckabee, claiming that “detainees are being held, by and large, without charges, without any evidence,” Huckabee pointed out that the same thing could be said about the Texas state prison system. Huckabee then said, “if we let somebody out” they might “come and fly an airliner into one of our skyscrapers.” At this point in the interview, it is unclear whether the former governor was discussing Guantanamo detainees or Texans.

Huckabees concluded by saying “Booga booga, unless you support the President the bad men in your closet are going to get you.”


Complaints:
...former Arkansas claimed... Former Arkansas what? Did the US finally do something sensible and cede Ar-Kansas to Cuba? Hoorah, we are free of at least one cause of national stupidity. Now what are we going to do about those other 49?
 
A research error force us to believe that Mike Huckabee was the state of Arkansas between 1996 and 2007.

Further reading has lead us to believe he was only 2/3 the Little Rock area.
 
Ya but he lost all that weight.
 
And I thought I would get a comment on "lead."
 
It's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.

Booga booga......
 
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