Prime Minister gets Special Gift
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
(SNN Kyoto) For the first summit of his week long tour of Asia, President Bush surprised Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi with a Segway, outside Koizumi's formal guest house in Kyoto.
The Segway is a device that uses motors and gyros to balance perfectly, and it is said that it is impossible for any creature smarter than a frog to fall off the device. President Bush was photographed falling off of a Segway in 2003. Since 2003, the President has been practicing, and was able to gracefully roll up to Prime Minister Koizumi.
Considering that the Japanese have not yet been able to make a realistic female android and the Segway is not legal for street or sidewalk use anywhere in Japan, it was suggested that Prime Minister Kozumi use the device as a sexual partner. "Oh, very good," Koizumi said, after riding it a short distance.
