5000 Salutes: Former Candidate Hackett
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
I know you may have had to read that headline twice readers, but there are two reasons I love Liberal Paul Hackett. First of all, he dropped out of the congressional race against Jeanie Schmitt (who I have the biggest crush on). Secondly, he chases down people with assault rifles. Mr. Cheney would be proud.
Three men crashed into Hackett’s fence early in the morning. Hackett grabbed his loaded AR-15 and chased them down. He then made the lay on the ground until police arrived. Hackett said that he "took affirmative action to protect his wife and family from an unknown disturbance at his house."
According to police, Hackett had one in the chamber and another 28 rounds in the magazine. Furthermore, the police report said, “He said he had done this about 200 times in Iraq, but this time there was not a translation problem."
There is no doubt that the old guard Democrats that asked Hackett to step down from the race were terrified by his enormous balls. If men like Paul Hackett were in Congress, Ted Kennedy would no doubt be afraid to criticize our troops.
I’ll tell you what else liberals, he probably looks a hell of a lot better without his shirt than that Barrack Hussein Obama guy.
Dr. Ryan Maynard, Editor, NewsBlog 5000