NewsBlog 5000: Biggest Stories of 2006
Sunday, December 31, 2006
January 31, 2006: President Bush announces that the State of the Union is still strong.
February 22, 2006: Teenage Japanese girls still hot
February 25, 2006: Don Knotts dead at 81
March 07, 2006: Dick Cheney threatens Iran with Chuck Norris
March 31, 2006: Rep. Steve King promotes branding Congressmen with a scarlet A for allowing amnesty for illegals
April 01, 2006: Even Jesus wants to Bang Angelina Jolie
April 12, 2006: Music again found Satanic
April 26, 2006: John Lennon speaks from beyond the grave
April 29, 2006: Rush Limbaugh surrenders to police
May 06, 2006: Devil babies born, Damien is most popular name
May 07, 2006: President Bush reveals greatest accomplishment in office: 7.5lb Perch
May 16, 2006: Tony Snow plays jazz flute
June 11, 2006: Superman is not gay (mostly)
June 30, 2006: Chuck Grassley proposes sex worker tax
July 11, 2006: Geraldo reveals mafia plan to kill Geraldo
July 13, 2006: Man doesn’t get Onion article, claims that people just didn’t understand his humor
July 24, 2006: Democrat, U.S. Senate, Spousal Abuse, White Slavery, Harry Reid, Rapist
August 18, 2006: The appearance of the blessed virgin in a pile of chocolate
September 01, 2006: Aliens found in Roswell
September 17, 2006: Dustin Diamond releases sex tape
October 3, 2006: Gitmo Detainees gain weight from rich foods, lack of exercise
October 12, 2006: Wisconsin Sec. of State Candidate has tell all book about banging the Green Bay Packers
November 02, 2006: Bush demands Kerry apology for unclear speech
December 13, 2006: Administration warns against space terrorism
December 26, 2006: Saddam’s death sentence upheld
I agree with HillCountryGal. But, I think your brain powers extend to mind control! Why else would I find myself sitting here on New Year's Eve reading your blog after trying to deep fat free a pot pie?
It was you telekinetically taking charge of my deep fat fryer curiosity. Did it work? Kind of, all the air inside heated first blowing out the seams. The filling stayed inside, but it just wasn't what I expected. Though, the deep fat fried breakfast hot pockets turned out to be excellent.
You keep up with the mind control for 2007 and I may discover my inner-Emeril!