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NewsBlog 5000: Biggest Stories of 2006

Sunday, December 31, 2006

January 31, 2006: President Bush announces that the State of the Union is still strong.

February 22, 2006: Teenage Japanese girls still hot

February 25, 2006: Don Knotts dead at 81

March 07, 2006: Dick Cheney threatens Iran with Chuck Norris

March 31, 2006: Rep. Steve King promotes branding Congressmen with a scarlet A for allowing amnesty for illegals

April 01, 2006: Even Jesus wants to Bang Angelina Jolie

April 12, 2006: Music again found Satanic

April 26, 2006: John Lennon speaks from beyond the grave

April 29, 2006: Rush Limbaugh surrenders to police

May 06, 2006: Devil babies born, Damien is most popular name

May 07, 2006: President Bush reveals greatest accomplishment in office: 7.5lb Perch

May 16, 2006: Tony Snow plays jazz flute

June 11, 2006: Superman is not gay (mostly)

June 30, 2006: Chuck Grassley proposes sex worker tax

July 11, 2006: Geraldo reveals mafia plan to kill Geraldo

July 13, 2006: Man doesn’t get Onion article, claims that people just didn’t understand his humor

July 24, 2006: Democrat, U.S. Senate, Spousal Abuse, White Slavery, Harry Reid, Rapist

August 18, 2006: The appearance of the blessed virgin in a pile of chocolate

September 01, 2006: Aliens found in Roswell

September 17, 2006: Dustin Diamond releases sex tape

October 3, 2006: Gitmo Detainees gain weight from rich foods, lack of exercise

October 12, 2006: Wisconsin Sec. of State Candidate has tell all book about banging the Green Bay Packers

November 02, 2006: Bush demands Kerry apology for unclear speech

December 13, 2006: Administration warns against space terrorism

December 26, 2006: Saddam’s death sentence upheld


Complaints:
That is the freak'n Best! a great immpression of 2006!
 
I swear. Yours is fast becoming my fave blog to just LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! OMG!!! I just LOVE the way your mind works.
 
Go, RM, go!

I agree with HillCountryGal. But, I think your brain powers extend to mind control! Why else would I find myself sitting here on New Year's Eve reading your blog after trying to deep fat free a pot pie?

It was you telekinetically taking charge of my deep fat fryer curiosity. Did it work? Kind of, all the air inside heated first blowing out the seams. The filling stayed inside, but it just wasn't what I expected. Though, the deep fat fried breakfast hot pockets turned out to be excellent.

You keep up with the mind control for 2007 and I may discover my inner-Emeril!

f.e.w.T.F
 
"April 01, 2006: Even Jesus wants to Bang Angelina Jolie"

I do not, you take that back.
 
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