Editor’s Note: A brief absence
Saturday, January 06, 2007
On Thursday, Nancy Pelosi took up the gavel as the First Speaker of the House. As I predicted in my weekly broadcast of The 5000 Club, her first act was to pass a House rule that would find Republicans in violation if I did not have sex with San Francisco homosexuals.
They arrived at my door around midday, and I have been servicing them ever since. That is why I have not been able to post for awhile. I don’t want mention any of the lurid details, but let’s just say that I am writing this post standing up.
Excuse me for a minute, faithful readers, my phone is ringing.
Ok, scratch that last part about the House rules. I just got off the phone with my Assistant Editor, James Skippenofsky, and Skippy tells me that there was no such rule passed. It seems the men violating me for the last three days were just part of an elaborate hoax.
So, to those homosexual gentlemen that so easily tricked me by playing against my deepest fears and then screwed me nearly to death, I have only one thing to say. My friend, Carl Rove, is looking for some guys like you to work in his office. Come by later… Better yet, just give me a call and I’ll give you the details.
j_g & that rabid bunch of scarey fear-mongering republicans that hang out at j_g's blog were dissing the woman so i figured she couldn't be all bad.
Usually, I wouldn't bother with some of this stuff but when YOU post about something I like to go look to see where your slant is coming from.
I think the reason why you are so adverse to your experience is like many uber-Cons, your sphincter is too tightly clenched. Free your ass and your mind will follow.
: 4:50 PMShe seems in ways like a conservative with a mask on. I'll have a better idea of her in a year after watching her for a while.
